The best thing about Australia is Caramello Koalas.
they’re those koalas that drop from trees and kill people yeah?
But they taste delicious.
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I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
I drove for nine hours up and down the east coast, a highly populated region that I *never* leave because I'm terrified of rural Australia and the interior.
No, that first one was about right.